Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
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Comments (57)
xxXadza58Xxx 12
Unlucky! Hopefully next year it's someone!
PurpleKatKionna 19
It could be worse, you could be alone.
shellishells 3
I celebrated with my dog. Sometimes your pets can be friends too
VampOfSavannah 31
Pets make great friends! :D
laulinavega 5
Keep that up and you'll become a crazy cat lady. Get a bf. And a cake? Really? Smh
sicksadworld1317 30
I was snuggling my cat as 12am rolled around, and I couldn't have been happier! Now what type of cake was it? Cats are allergic to lots of ingredients in people food, so I'm hoping it was a Friskies and Meow Mix cake. Just be careful what you feed to your furry friend :)
skittyskatbrat 19
You're starting a New Year warm inside a home, with food to spare, a stove to cook it on, and the love of a pet. I can't seen an FML here. Happy New Year!!!!
WingWalker 2
That's good. What's the issue?
boostedc 24
Happy New Year :)
Deathhound 27
I've got a puppy and two cats. I celebrated with them. No big deal on that! :)
Jo_MM 1
Same boat just no cake.