Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
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Comments (57)
boobiedoob23 3
I did the exact same thing!
spring212 7
I can't tell if your comment is intended as an expression of pleasure at how you spent New Year's Day, or a whine about being alone. If you had fun, great. If you're whining, then YDI -- there are lots of things one can do on New Year's, even if you're single or alone.
JoseIsAdork 31
Op, don't think of it as a bad thing. Pets are very loyal friends and members of our families. Honestly if my dog was still here with me, it would have made my new years much more fun and special. I'm a bit late but happy new years op, to you and your cat, haha.
heyyitskaylee 7
Taylor Swift... Is that you?
Artures_way1 23
I always celebrate things like that with my animals before thinking of humans. Oh and by the way, your cat also deserve a cake and an happy new year! So happy new year to the both of you :)
kittykat1501 31
Ur so nice to your cat and you don't have to deal with a holes. You totally deserve this, in a good way
IHaveThePower 18
Spending New Years with a furry best friend is a GOOD New Years. That cat will love you until its dying day.