Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in a rush, I attempted to microwave leftover pizza slices. Unbeknownst to me, I accidentally hit the 'defrost' button, turning the pizza into a lukewarm soggy mess. I guess pizza should never be reheated in 'thaw mode'. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, I tried to reheat some leftover pizza in the microwave but forgot to take the plastic wrap off. The microwave filled with smoke, and the plastic melted onto the pizza. I ate burnt plastic-flavored pizza for lunch, because pizza is pizza and I couldn't bring myself to through it away. FML
Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was heating up my rig and about to do a dab when the rig piece fell out onto my hotel blanket, melting it, and getting plastic on the rig. Then I went to fan the smoke detector and I grabbed a pizza box, not thinking about if it was empty or not, and pizza flew everywhere as I fanned. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
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TheMaster15 10
Ohhh buurnnn
Spottedfeather 7
Why was the cardboard still under the pizza ? That's kind of a dumb move to put that in the microwave.
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Comments (186)
DocBastard 40
The Hot Pocket has forsaken you. WHY HAS THE HOT POCKET FORSAKEN YOU??
perdix 31
You are a consumer of microwave pizza. They figured that if they had written such a detailed warning, you'd be too lazy to read the whole thing or too gluttonous to let molten cheese slow your insatiable desire for food.
EGymnast 1
That's such a me momment too
JoeLouisBomber 9
Ewww microwavable pizza thats just serms nasty
twilightluvr101 4
does it really serm nasty?
AnnieHodge03 0
If only I was that lucky.
dhardesty23 8
simple translation lol
SlightlyUnstable 6
Just let it cool down, and then peel it off your arm and eat it! Problem solved!
Fluhz 6
Ugh.. That sounds so much like my every day life.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
That means you over cooked it. YDI yearn to cook! Jay Kay! But yea ouch!
DEMACIA_fml 6
You must be yearning to learn to spell. Who is this Jay Kay you speak of?
twilightluvr101 4
Lol I see what u did there
SlickWillyTFCF 5
You're not supposed to cook the cardboard, shitlips!