Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
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Top comments
jackiemora 18
Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.
anon80214 15
That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.
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Comments (70)
droidlover 14
Gross!!!
Misswildsides 22
That is quite disturbing. But look on the bright side, they still seem to have a healthy love life.
akiahara 14
I never understand disgust at parental sex. Where do you think you came from?
Palirose 22
Lol I get why a lot of people don't like the idea of their parents having sex but it's natural. You aren't going to see it as gross when you're their age and you're doing it with your spouse. Lol When my parents did it, I didnt care i just shrugged it off and gave them their privacy. Lol i sometimes think a lot of people over react xD
akiahara 14
It's not like you're watching it... Hopefully.
CrissyyyS2 22
Yes, if you catch them in any "action" of course you find it disturbing. But hey, it's nature. Be glad your parents are still together and still have that "sex life". Others don't get that kind of love anymore.
bandeek 30
I was adopted, so i didn't come from my 60 year old parents having sex..
Sekkaichi 12
It's not gross. At least OP's parents still love each other and in a very healthy relationship.
Jessj958 19
They still have a healthy love life AND OPs dad is awesome! He should get some bonus points for creativity.
marcranger 29
41, the stork dropped me off. (Covers ears and starts singing, "Lalalalalalaaaa, I can't hear you!")
lililalaloopsy 3
I hope they don't know you heard it !! It would be awkward if so !
Shrouds 14
I would have yelled, "That's not how the song goes dad!"
Llama_Face89 34
It's awkward regardless!
anon80214 15
That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.
feelingold 18
They're just reliving precious memories of YOUR CONCEPTION. Enjoy that.
debbster7 18
Something's just can't ever be unseen. In your case heard though
jackiemora 18
Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.
Cynthiasixx 4
I lol'd so hard reading this.
kryxen 14
I did too! I'm sure the dad is tone deaf too.
Crazafon 19
Did they not know you were home?
JaneChemi_fml 21
probably didn't care
Kuhu1993 21
Hahahahahaha Epic moment. But yeah be glad because they atleast are happy.
JamieLT 22
Uh... I would be scarred for life.... :/ Just act like you didn't hear?
emilyjgraham 34
Yes, because "un-hearing" something is that easy...
feelingold 18
It's pretty tough 35, but I think you'll find ACTING is slightly easier.
Pleonasm 36
You know shit's going down when you're dad is singing in third person to himself to your mum in the shower.
kianaaa32 17
Your*
Pleonasm 36
Touché.
kevsandy303 12
It's pronounced "Toosh"
mr_sarcastic416 29
yes.....yes it is
Bcfrmkc816 17
Maybe it *YOUR* tooshie she wants
CharresBarkrey 16
71 - It's*. Anyway... My mind is still blown that Pleo made a grammar error.