Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
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Comments (142)
tek9tim 3
Meanwhile, in Montana/Idaho/Texas... But seriously? A hole in your foot from a BB gun? Unless you were wearing flip-flops and have an unusual skin condition, a BB doesn't stand a chance getting through your skin. Don't be a drama queen. Still a worthwhile FML though...
mwh13 1
Welll... as they say in hunter's ed- "The safety is a mechanical device that CAN fail- so always keep the gun unloaded with the action open when not in use."
evebright 5
Omg, that man should be shot! I own lots of those and real ones too and would NEVER allow a child to hold one without being at a range, while hovering o et the gun toting hand!!!!!!
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
Wow I hope you sued. Why the **** would someone hand their child a BB gun AND in public. Stupid.
HannaKingdom 5
oh please. I go airsofting which revolves around getting shot with BB guns all the time. Yes, getting shot point blank hurts but it would not put a hole in your foot. No offence intended, but stop being a princess about it.
Baller_Bob 17
WHY DID HE HAVE A BB GUN IN A WAITING ROOM?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL?
fantasyworld 39
Some people take the 2nd amendment way to seriously.
quinny_1024 18
Why would you trust someone who said the safety was on?
missadell 17
The **** kind of waiting room were you in?!?!?!