Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
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Comments (142)
azhure99 7
BB guns really don't hurt that badly. Don't be a wimp and next time don't let anyone point a gun at you. You could have moved you know.
BlowinChronic 18
I really just want to unload on you with a BB gun right now. I've got one that does 6 round bursts, I want to see you take it like a man, wimp.
MindFreakazoid 10
Go be stupid somewhere else, 29.
Karalela44 15
Sue
antmanzero 8
I assure all of you, a BB gun can put a hole in a person, and that's with a BB, and not a pellet. The ball of metal that was shot into the BONE of my index finger, and remains at the center of it, can attest to that. :p
chellyX92 8
I was once in the ER getting six BB's removed from my back when my cousin shot me by accident. Those little buggers hurt.
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
He shot you by accident six times?! That sounds more like an assault. ;A;
TexasBitch 13
I got shot it the neck with a BB gun and it didn't hurt. Stop being such a pussy.
Welshite 40
You are taking your name too seriously. Lighten up.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah? Well I got sat on by your mom and survived. You only got shot in the neck with a BB gun? Pussy.
jm12120 3
Who'd bring a BB gun to a waiting rm cause that's dumb
GoddamnBatman 7
I'm wondering why the hell someone gives a kid a bb gun in a room with other people.. What if the kid pointed it to someone's face.
BlowinChronic 18
It would probably hurt.
Zomg_Okay 27
It wouldn't "probably" hurt. It *would* hurt. A lot. On top of that, it could quite possibly cost somebody their sight in one eye (or the eyeball itself) or a tooth.
stormchaser24 24
YDI, always treat a gun as it was loaded/ready to fire/safety off.
Zomg_Okay 27
Why does OP deserve it because somebody else handed their child a loaded BB gun? That's just stupid.
Warden1986 16
#45 thank you people on here seem to nothing about firearm safety and rules. OP could of simply said no or shouldn't of taken the BB gun if you did not know or feel comfortable handling it.
doodlecloud 27
74 - did you even read the fml? OP didn't shoot himself, he got shot by some dumbass kid. He never had an option to 'be more careful' or 'not accept the gun'.
Warden1986 16
#77 yea missed that part. My apologies. Stupid father!
BlowinChronic 18
Cool story bro! Tell me more, do you have time?
Whistlee 8
Two words. Law, suit.
cariana 6
A bb gun in a waiting room? Yeah right