Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
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Comments (142)
TJhudson181 12
I'm pretty sure BBs can't put a hole in your foot.
iwadasn 33
That's why OP said "practically."
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
If they can blow the heads off of birds, then they can make a hole in someone's foot. It's a matter of how much you've pumped it.
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
Also the kid was practically right next to him.
donut_gurl 8
why would they bring a BB gun in a waiting room in the first place? that's not safe, those should only be used in a big open area with no other people around. That sucks.
Warden1986 16
First off why did you not check to see if the safety was really on? Second off why did you pull the tigger? Third why would you aim it at your foot. Sorry but YDI. If you have no knowledge of firearms you should not even handle it or taken it. Even you did you should know enough to not pull the tigger even if the safety was supposedly on.
Shrike 24
It was the guy's son, not OP, hence the "he handed his kid his BB gun" part. Learn to read, yeah?
Warden1986 16
#75 yea my fault. I read the FML too quickly. My apologies.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Don't be redick-er-rous!!! Tiggers aren't pulled... They bounce!
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Kid, you'll shoot your eye out...." Sounds like someone was too young to understand the rule of firearm safety that says "always point the muzzle in a safe direction" as well as the one that says "always keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire." Yeah, it's only a BB gun, but.... Keep yer booger-hook off the bang-switch.
winkydog4056 16
Where were you waiting? Juvenile Hall?
doglover100 29
Why does he have a BB gun with him?
iwadasn 33
Why would anyone let their kid have a BB gun if they're that reckless with it? That's probably what got him in the waiting room in the first place.
B4DG3R 4
Was it a mental hospital waiting room?
beastiness 14
It's idiots like this guy who cause the government to try and outlaw guns, dumb asses who don't know what the **** their doing. I was taught to shoot at 8 years old and how to correctly and safely use a firearm, to include don't point it anybody it's not a toy and keep your hand off the damn trigger regardless of if the safety is on
MrBubblez98 13
Lol just as I read this, I opened Internet explorer and I saw that a girl had been shot by a BB gun :p