Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
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Comments (142)
MrsAlexander83 10
What kind of waiting room were you in?!
Dalisword 2
Grow a pair it's just a BB gun
khriss_khriss 7
Yea, exactly why would he have a BB gun in a waiting room .... AND why on earth would he give it to his child ???? Some people are just plain crazy seriously
apan 13
WTF?
Kade20 4
What kind of waiting room were you in?! Haha
Ottokiller 3
Hope it was the waiting room at a hospital! o___o
lifesaventure 7
It's just a BB gun. Sack up dude. My friends and I shoot each other with them for dares when we're bored.
thewife5 19
I think you and your friends are mentally to young to use a water gun unsupervised.
loohoozuuhuur 13
You and your friends are idiots
CorruptAngel920 18
I don't know.. I think it's fake. Something like this would definitely be news worthy. I can't find anything on it, nor can I see how someone could get a BB gun into a waiting room and have it passed around without getting noticed by someone. Unless it's a gun range waiting room? We need more info OP!!!
ben10jammin 3
1 why did he have a BB gun 2 why would he give his son it 3 why was it loaded 4 why did he give it as a toy in a waiting room! Some people
ben10jammin 3
1 why did he have a BB gun 2 why would he give his son it 3 why was it loaded 4 why did he give it as a toy in a waiting room! Some people