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BoringFucker This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Gullible

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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ThePhoenix3 0

SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO

Buy her a sea horse and be like "well if sea horses are like unicorns than here, have a miracle :)" it could be cute if she isn't the type to like get pissed and beat your ass xD

It's not her fault entirely, I'm sure she doesn't see much of the world from the kitchen.

Your girls kinda dumb

But they do exist....

Hahahahahahahaha

They are real just go google it

jarredsj26 7

Wow. Is she blonde? Cause they are real

Ur gf is an extreme idiot!

You're dating a moron. Glhf.