BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
andythegreat 0
Just treat her like a puppy, roll up a newspaper when she does shit like this smack her on The nose and tell her "NO!" be firm but don't abuse it.
knifeywifey 0
Wow.... She sounds... Special
klightnin21 4
Sounds like someone need to step up there girl selection from idiots to blondes.... That way they would atleast agree with what you say no matter what FYL!
Chibiko 9
You can't fix dumb, unfortunately.
Mason_Cossey 3
Just one more act to prove how intelligent man kind has become...
chpbn1995 0
Is she ******* retarded? Tell her to go to Atlantis in the Bahamas and see them for herself.
devpwnz 1
Smack-a-hoe.
charlieskiki 0
Your girlfriend is an idiot
liro2 3
How old your girlfriend?? YDI for dating a 5 year old.
guppyfishlette 1
Just take her to an exotic fish store. I'm sure they'll have some. They are so cute:3