BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
kiara20 8
Kinda like how my mates boyfriend doesn't believe in foxes
Levvy 22
Ask why the English government has had so much drama over the legality of hunting an imaginary creature.
Sudnifisent 5
How dare she think unicorns aren't real? D: that's just ridiculous!
ottyscays 5
Well your girlfriends clearly a stupid bitch isn't she
BlAzEtHiS 0
Did you explain to her that she was mistaken? It sounds to me like she may have confused seahorses with a mermaids.
alanmacabre 2
Take her to the aquarium, find a tank with seahorses, and just to make sure she sees them, hold her head in the water for a good ten minutes.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Waitwaitwait.. Seahorses are real? I thought they were make believe, too! I mean, they say the males have the babies.. Like, WTF, right? Nonsense! They have to be fake. No, I'm joking. I'm not that stupid. Your girlfriend isn't too bright, OP. Educate her on marine life.
Dojan 16
She was thinking of kelpies no?
KyoteeWilliams 4
SHOO BE DOO SHOO SHOO BE DOO
AugustBurnsToast 14
This is one of those facepalm moments
alitheMC 6
This shouldn't be happening in Lancashire.. :/