BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
N8Diggity 1
You "think" seahorses are real?
maackenzie 9
What the hell is a seahorse?
avamonroe 0
I think you should bail now, just imagine how dumb her offspring will be.
aimeesea75 16
I'm guessing she's blonde?
skahh123 0
ahaahaha
MsMeiriona 2
Wait, so you're saying unicorns aren't real? But then why is my virginity so magical?
paigelee 0
Is she blonde? :)
Jennielee 6
Watch Animal plant. I bet if you tell her that the male sea horse actually gives birth she'll be more set on her theory.
kei1108 13
Please break up. Let's look at the facts, shall we? 1.) It is verbally abusive to call someone an idiot. 2.) She has a really bad temper to get this mad about something like this?! 3.) She is not good at arguing. Meaning that when she argues with you, it is not productive. Another thing that isn't good about her arguing: she doesn't look something up on the Internet before she fights over it. FAIL. Never a good idea. Well, there you have it.
taurusxdee 10
Wait til she finds out the male carriers the baby!