BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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Comments (248)
mrbrown5316 4
seahorse's are real I got the tank of the year for the last 7 years
madisonrose626 5
Hate to break it to you but you're dating a moron
RaindrewxRomance 7
We breed seahorses in the fish lab at my school...
wyatt1497 0
Is she ******* retarded! Let me guess she's blond
THeroinCZ 10
Break up...break up now!! Before it gets worse! (good luck ;) )
stars2289 3
She's stupid
arkham_warden 6
She's a retarded, dump her
Levvy 22
I won't assume it, but you deserve it IF you didn't take steps to prove her wrong, and/or ditch her. Maybe you did, in which case, good for you. Mean is bad. Stupid is bad. Mean BECAUSE she's stupid? That is the very definition of human trash.
Inediblepeaches 15
Dumb the bimbo
mgladin 0
Dumb bitches are good in bed lol