BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
hahachun 4
Manbearpig exists too. Giggity.
Namerkp2 8
All you have to do is crossbreed a narwhale and a horse: there you go a unicorn :D
ryry013 6
I love manbearpigs! They're so friendly, and they love fruit
thinkPlNK 0
haha, this reminds me of that episode on Spongebob about the Sea Bear that will kill you unless you draw a circle around you :D
traze 7
Is it me or does the post say "me me"?!(O-O)
traze 7
**** they changed it...I still have a snapshot tho...Anywho op your girl is a moron.
FurryPride 9
You just ruined my childhood...
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #1 I always thought that to make a Unicorn a person would use 1 cob of CORN instead of a CONE on a horse's head! o well lol
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Of course unicorns exist. They exist in stories!
Sparks808 10
Beavcoon's exist too. But seriously... Just google sea horses for her and say, "what now, bitch, what now?" or forget that last part.
chubby_choco 17
Epic win, 36. Epic win. XD
LaColombianita 26
This guy came into my work last night and ordered an ice cream cone. Then he asked me if I believe in unicorns so I said "no, why? Do you see one?" and he smashed his cone on his forehead and drove off...
grapisy 8
What the **** is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?
grapisy 8
What the **** is a horse? Is that like a cross between a unicorn and a donkey?
ihasbrains 10
Imagine what she'd think of sea cucumbers.
Discombobulated9 12
A quick visit to an aquarium will clear this up. Until that moment; don't tell her male seahorses give birth, or she'll have a shit-fit.
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Does she also think platypuses are fictional beings?
RrLSf19 0
Unicorns ftw!
surfergirl20 0
I hear starfish and seaweed are also mythical creatures/beings.
veritoswty6 14
Nice lol
hubla 0
What are you talking about horses that breathe underwater? God Steve your such an idiot sometimes.
ZeroShinigami666 14
Dude, did you see Al Gore's presentation? The threat of manbearpig is serial.
jizzwold 21
172 sorry to be a smart ass but male sea horses dont give birth they just care for the young
keyboo 0
No 172 was right the female puts eggs in the males brood pouch and the male carries them until they are born and that can take as long as 45 days
rummzy 6
Take her to the aquarium =D
ILoveUu32 3
Haha iiLove That One..'
MhmmGirl 0
sorry i meant to put a thumbs up but i put a thumbs down so add one thumbs up! :) ?
BB_ava 0
'Unicorn' is the Narnian cousin of the rhinoceros.
tjv3 10
I bet her favorite color is clear
Hopes_Reprimand 6
Probably what the seahorses and unicorns are eating.. Hopefully the op has the common sense to never bring up sea lions to her either.
lexi365 20
Pimp My Horse anyone? Freddiew reference.
528Alice491 3
How rude! That's sucky.
saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
ScaughtieHolden 11
I knew I should've named her Debbie..
epicwaffles 7
I say the OP should introduce her to a sea rhinoceros.
DontClickOnMe 28
But make sure she's wearing her anti-sea rhinoceros under garments!
Miss_Attitude96 24
#2 and talking squirrels living underwater.
saIty 17
Ohhh.. Can't believe I missed that crazy squirrel!
sgtcross 3
But squidward is an octopus.
lexi365 20
And a snail that sounds like a cat...
LaughinStock 16
You know what I want to know...why does Mr. Krabs have whale for a daughter? :-/
DDbaconcrazy 1
Well, when a single crab wants a child, adoption is the only option....
desireev 18
I was thinking that Mrs. Krabs had something going on with the mailman.. But that's just me..
ScaughtieHolden 11
Mail-whale.
bertoelmexicano 6
154- His name is SQUIDward.. I have a feeling he's a squid
dbt88 15
I'd just like to say how much I love that Mr Krabs always says "Mother of pearl" because technically he's cursing out the mother of his child. That is all.
dbt88 15
Also yes, Squidward is an octopus with only six tentacles because it was easier to draw. Stephen Hillenburg even said he's an octopus, not a squid. Squids have ten tentacles anyway. And Squidward sounds better than Octward. I need to stop liking SpongeBob so much.
Isoldael 27
In the dutch dubbed version, Squidward's called Octo Tentacles :D
bitchslapped22 14
Lolololol Octward
kiss_1214 17
One night stand……
DalekScythe 0
Actually 220, Stephen Hillenberg himself said that Suidward is a 6 legged Octopus.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
37 pfff, I bet OP's gf doesn't believe in Sea Bears either. Ignorant people ;D
DoomSkuller 28
One way to tell that Squidward is an octopus is his round head. Squids have triangular heads.
CVeNgineer 0
To the aquarium!
slick5880 22
Congratulations! You're dating a moron.
thisisafunnyname 12
3, to the aquarium to see unicorns or seahorses?
crymore007 11
Am I the only one wondering how they even started talking about this?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yes! To the aquarium; show her seahorses; leave her dumb ass there.
nonamericandolla 6
Thats almost like that girl in my school who doesn't believe in rain-deer just because there part of santa's slave.
DrJesse 10
While you're at the seahorse tank,bash her stupid face into the glass and go get yourself a girl with an education.
freakinglaugher 10
-222 are they by any chance sex slaves?
helloheaven 2
Oh yeah that is a good idea, holy shiet they ARE real!
evilteddybear 0
Uhhh..you are all retarded aquariums are in fictional tales only... Duh!
evilteddybear 0
Uhh...you are all retaded, aquariums arent real just a made up word for the oceans in space... Duh! :edit didnt see that posted ^
fmlluver1415 6
seahorses aren't real? o.0 I thought they were :/
Zoroark899 6
Or bust!
flockz 20
"and that's when i killed her officer."
kotabones 0
SSS the last S being the most important
saIty 17
And as OP is getting arrested.. Officer: "Anything you say can be held against you" OP: ****!!!!!!!!!
RBenjamin24 0
Lol
FruityLoooons 8
81 & 100 - No. Just no. Especially you, 100.
butwhy 5
this may sound stupid, but I'm new here and confused. what's the 81 and 100? I don't see it anywhere.
butwhy 5
this may sound stupid, but I'm new here and confused. what's the 81 and 100? I don't see it anywhere.
McDonaldsworker 4
-Continued from #100- Officer: "Until you are proven Innocent in a court of law!" OP: "Aww, can't you say until I'm proven Guilty?" Officer: "Sure I can say that, if it helps you feel more innocent"
TheJester12 15
"unfortunately we are going to have to charge you with the 1st degree murder of a mentally handicapped woman . an even heftier prison sentence ." ........ orrrr . on a second thought we could change your charge to " slashing of a vegetable and just leave it at that and pretend this never happened . good day sir."
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Orrr: "we hereby offer you this citizen's award for services to the community".
periwinkle95 10
119- Go **** yourself and put a little humor in your life.
cosmosis 12
231- How about clown sex? ... Clowns can be humourous and well... use your imagination from there.
periwinkle95 10
I think I'll pass on the clown sex haha very creative though!
LunaDragon 10
Auqa-ward.
DoctorDement 5
Oh I sea what ya did there
cheaptrix 6
I'm shore you did
flockz 20
whale, whale, whale, are we really going to start with these ocean puns?
tracker7 5
You four are pretty shark to think of these puns
ArielTheMermaid 17
You guys aren't fishing for likes, are you?
farhil 14
I don't see what you did there...
Inheritance 10
Don't worry be happy! -says the robot talking fish :D
waswashere 0
This whole thread feels a little fishy.
iamabamf 17
^No need to be a beach.
aPennyForMyThots 9
Why has no one noticed that its AQUA- instead of AUQA???
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Dammit! These fish sticks are hard as ****!!!
cablooey 0
Aqua.....? The actual spelling of the word sounds better instead of "aaaoookaa-ward"
JMichael 26
Guess we know who the true idiot is.
bizarre_ftw 22
I don't, is it Me-me or the girlfriend that doesn't believe in seahorses?
jtthegr8 26
Seahorses kinda kick ass though....
desireev 18
Actually, you'd have to have legs and feet to 'kick ass'. And a seahorse has neither of those. But they are pretty awesome! :)
cantthinkofawitt 0
A little like her brain then, entirely fictitious
angrymexican 8
But unicorns Are real!
LunaDragon 10
To candy mountain Chaaaarlie!
desireev 18
"Yeah.. And I'm the Easter Bunny!" Gotta love Diet Dr. Pepper! Or the commercials, at least.. :)
greenmen 12
Lol!
eigelste 0
Lol my girlfriend is the same damnway . . . Girls gotta love em
teague95 16
.....Unless you're into dudes
clynne093 0
^ ****
lantern 6
You mean *stupid people, gotta love 'em. And no, not really.
TheJester12 15
i have a feeling his girlfriend must give fantastic head to make up for her lack of one.
eigelste 0
Lol my gf is smart its a joke
ambamm135 7
Level of stupidity IMPOSSIBRU! Seriously how could you stand to be with someone that ignorant? I mean ops girl wasn't even willing to accept the fact she was wrong!
cosmosis 12
218- har har har. Good joke mate
epicwaffles 7
Let me guess, she thinks Edward Cullen is real though?