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Gullible

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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pick of the litter there huh?

You need to dump her

ZeroShinigami666 14

Wait till you tell her about narwals

I caught one yesterday in the bay here in Florida. In fact I catch them all the time. Boy thats an illusive mythological seahorse.

Are you sure she isn't referring to the Seahorse Pokemon; Horsea, Seadra, or Kingdra? lol

Herp. Derp. Facepalm

Heh heh. Why didn't you just show her a picture of a seahorse? You know, in a book? Or the internet? Or literally anywhere you can see pictures of a seahorse?

Hmm got a winner their

I don't get it... seahorses ARNT real...

Yes they r u r stupid as well

OMG! :facepalm: you are stupid as well

He's just trolling, folks. Move along.