BoringFucker
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Gullible
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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saIty 17
Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
thinkPlNK 0
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D
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nvo 6
Hope you don'l love her for her brain alone...
FireFlie07 20
Haha, how can she not know what seahorses are? They are all over biology books due to the difference in their reproductive features. Not to mention you can buy dried sea horses at the beach and in some stores for decorative purposes. Discovery or National Geographic channel maybe? I think some re-education is in order for your GF OP.
sonnidimples 4
Dude. It's not even funny.
HBRozayy 8
OP your GF is a legitimate jackass.
JoseLopez31 0
Buy a seahorse and prove that bitch wrong. Cost $20 her face priceless
steelarsman 0
Kill her when you get the chance..
babygirl4855 11
Wow.... That's just sad, you should tell her to look up on the internet then she might believe it.
Nariima_fml 0
Sooo.. If U show her a seahorse, she will belive that unicorns are real to, wouldnt she?.. FYL
HEADSTRONG1994 0
She's dumb as ****...
sxdryv 14
Buy her one for valentines day and watch her mind explode!!