Guilty

jamienicole1993 - - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
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ifunnyftw 10

Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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SalvagedPancake 10

If I were you I'd call the police and keep the text as evidence. Sorry OP

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Go take a shit on her windshield and have a note that says before you ask me, yes you have shit on your window

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gintwinsmoore 20

doesn't top a broken window that costs money to replace though...

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Britt125 16

You just gotta get them to specify that is actually what they were referring to, and then you have a confession if you want to call the cops, which I would.

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Staresti 6

I like how everyone is assuming it's a girl that's that's crazy. OP is a woman, heterosexual people are the majority, so it's most likely a guy who did it.

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DestinysChampion 17

Easy proof for vandalism charge. Hope the repairs aren't too costly.

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WriterB 3

At least you can sue the idiot for damages now.

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kellyem2 20

Whelp, at least he was smart enough to provide you with evidence for the cops.

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StevoKing666 18

This person is a bitch or asshole (depending on the gender), why do people have to act like this

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exuberant_orange 17

Well at least he gave you proof of who did it! Time to call the cops!

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