Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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stryder9090 28
Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.
Higamalia 19
That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.
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Comments (79)
miianah1 22
That's really sick and disgusting. What the **** kind of parent takes his kid's pet and intentionally kills and eats it? I think you have to have some kind of mental issue to do that.
StzaCrack666 18
Just urinate on his grave problem solved.
YourOpinionSucks 22
So wait, you can't be mad at your dad because he has been dead for 5 years, or you can't be mad because the rabbit has been dead for 5 years? If it's the latter of the two, why the **** is an 11 year old on this site?
pandalover69 26
She can't be mad at her dad because her dad has been dead for 5 years.
rocketiquette 20
Who's been dead for 5 years... Your father or the rabbit..?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You can't be mad at him? I would be furious. That's cruel!
deejayharry1 11
forgive him, probably he had a reason behind it
pandalover69 26
I can't think of any good reason for eating your child's pet. In fact I don't think there is one. That's just cruel. What kind of father does that to his child? He took something OP loved and killed and ate it. That's disgusting and if it were my dad I'd go spit on his grave.
truestoncer 14
I hope you aren't eleven
plaukje 6
in the netherlands we have a xmas song about this 'flappie'
fsomelife 26
I think you can be mad at him...
False_Stupidity 42
Is it bad of me that the first thing that popped into my head after reading this is that Bugs bunny opera? cartoon where Elmer has that magic helmet singing "kill the wabbit"