Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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stryder9090 28
Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.
Higamalia 19
That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.
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ometzit 4
My dad told me that my rabbit had passed away during the night and that he had taken his body out of the house before I woke up. When I went for breakfast his body was inside a box of lucky charms cereal on top of the coffee table, his little legs popping out of the box.
jazzlejay 8
That sucks. When I was a kid my mums partner told me he swung my dead rabbit round by its ears and threw it in a skip!
Lancer033 5
I'd be pissed that he didn't share. Rabbit is good meat
cyna_g 18
My step dad always threatens to do that to mine....
laughingtoohard 14
Wouldn't that make you 11?
TheLadyOpal 30
The father has been dead for five years, not the rabbit.
lyn87 7
That's horrible. He sounds like an asshole. Or worse-animal abuser. I mean it'd be ok I GUESS if the animal died of natural causes. Then why not? But any other circumstance-just wrong. I'm sorry :(
_3rdeye 10
Honey, you have full permission to be mad at him for eating your pet Bunny then hiding the fact for five years.
Staresti 6
He DIED five years ago. He didn't lie for five years.
rldostie 19
He who? Grammatically I'm not sure of this FML. Has the rabbit been dead for six years or the father? Either way, finding out that someone ate your pet just sucks.
Staresti 6
Why is ANYONE thinking it's not the ******* father that's been dead for five years? What kind of idiot would be mad at a rabbit for FIVE YEARS for running away? The FATHER ate their rabbit when they were SIX. The FATHER has been dead for five years.. Not the rabbit.
stephanyovalle 15
Actually, this is pretty normal for me. I don't support eating your pets, but as I grew up, I used to hear a lot of stories like this; people would get rabbits, chickens or pigs as pets, and then eat them, sometimes by lack of knowledge of what they were eating. I guess all you can do, is to get a pet people are not likely to eat.