Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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stryder9090 28
Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.
Higamalia 19
That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.
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Comments (79)
Undecidedlime 6
YOU'RE 11!?
limabeans101029 21
I'm pretty sure it's the father who's been dead for five years, not the rabbit
Ivy2P 10
So you're 11?
HighasaCloud 46
Unless eating the rabbit killed OP's father, OP is older.
taccoburrito596 16
So you are 11 on this app???
HighasaCloud 46
What makes you think OP's father died within several months after eating OP's rabbit?
qilinnaamossh 11
My dad wants to eat my guinea pig
chainsforyou 6
my mom did that to me.
baegirl33 7
Read the FML carefully.... Who has been dead for five years, the rabbit or the dad? Because if the rabbit died five years ago you couldn't be mad and if the dad died five years ago then you couldn't be mad either. So which is it....
BIGESTBOY 4
Did you eat him after he died?