Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
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Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, just after got home, my husband, instead of offering to cook dinner or massage my feet, said, "Does this look a funny colour to you?" and showed me a selfie of his asshole. And yes, it did, so of course I had to book a doctor's appointment for him because he can’t even do that by himself. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my husband called me into the bathroom to wipe his ass, as he's become too fat to do it himself. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I did it or the fact that I miss when he was at least ashamed to ask. FML
Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML
Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps Instead have him go pick you up some pads for the time being until you can insert your own tampons?
MeowntainMix 18
That sucks. If he can stick his dick in there, he should be able to put a tampon in there
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Comments (215)
justanotherbeing 14
woah, did not expect that last sentence ?
TAntobella 14
Well, considering you are comfortable writing gross intimate details on social media, and having your partner change your dirty tampons too instead of just using a pad, I guess the 2 of you are a perfect match.
kissandcontrol01 20
Op, how did you type this FML?
uchihadesendent 14
I'm squeamish when it comes to blood in general but I'd still helps as I knows that it's like to not be able to use both your hands OP.
RageWolf16 31
Weak
cats54321 19
Oh my god
sunni81 8
This is the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time.
schreibergx93 19
I actually like the bluntness of this post, I'm sorry OP! Hope you heal quick enough
spazaruslong 3
aahhhhhh married life....last sentence was magnificent
Jaadde 24
To the people telling OP to use pads, I'm guessing she was at work wearing a tampon and then injured her hands and that's why she needs her husband to help her change (remove) it, the pads can only be of help once the tampon has been removed.