Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, just after got home, my husband, instead of offering to cook dinner or massage my feet, said, "Does this look a funny colour to you?" and showed me a selfie of his asshole. And yes, it did, so of course I had to book a doctor's appointment for him because he can’t even do that by himself. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my husband called me into the bathroom to wipe his ass, as he's become too fat to do it himself. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I did it or the fact that I miss when he was at least ashamed to ask. FML
Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML
Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps Instead have him go pick you up some pads for the time being until you can insert your own tampons?
MeowntainMix 18
That sucks. If he can stick his dick in there, he should be able to put a tampon in there
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Comments (215)
JZY1989 23
the last part threw me way off..
sxdryv 14
does no one else find it ironic and a little bit funny that the OP is in Germany.... sorry OP no offence just fitting really.
Epickitty58 29
How is that fitting?
ThePez828 18
Right? Under no circumstances would I ask my husband to do that! I'd either not use tampons or deal with the 2 seconds of pain on my burned fingers. It doesn't take long to do.
Epickitty58 29
That is the definition of bullshit. He's seen down there before, he's put his dick down there before, so I think he can put a hygiene product down there. He doesn't have any excuses. Though you may wanna switch to pads for the next few months if he's gonna be a dickwad.
withered 30
Way too much information...
_trigger_ 4
well.. I mean if he is your husband then he should be down to help you out in any way he could... y'all should both be up for a new adventures every now-and-then, but hell what do I know...
RecklessNapkin 16
Um...okay then!
AmbrosiaFan74 4
Ew. No matter if he did that to your butthole or not, he can go and get you some pads and do it that way.
Pheonix3 5
Get well soon.... sorry to hear your husband feels the way he does.
BitterSavage 20
That was wild from start to finish.. no thanks to either of those. Ya little nasty.