Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Today, I discovered a bunch of porn on my husband's laptop, cartoon stuff with rabbit girls and monsters with octopus tentacles, I felt physically sick and I don’t think I can stomach being married to him anymore. It was disgusting FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
kltkiara 6
Your husband deserves better
cmurffy3 1
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be satire
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cmurffy3 1
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be satire
Wadlaen 24
Obviously he enjoys it, and probably wanted you to enjoy it too; can't you just try to enjoy it and see if it might grow on you?
kltkiara 6
Your husband deserves better
Underscore_foo 5
Your partner definitely should’ve asked for your consent before taking the initiative to have just done that. But also, chill out. He’s not some s*x pest just because he did that, it’s fairly common and not necessarily a “taboo kink”.
angus 17
You’ve lived a sheltered life… it’s pretty common… enough to be considered normal but he ought to have said something first
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why are people going against the person who didn't want an unexpected rim job? I'm with OP. I definitely wouldn't want my partner's tongue in my ass. And I'd expect them to ask first before I turned them down.
poopface82 25
Issues with consent aside, this is an overreaction. It is indeed his duty to please that booty.
tiptoppc 21
My wife did that. Thought I’d enjoy it. I did. Unfortunately she didn’t think too much about certain issues that can come with that. She spent 7 out of the next 10 days suffering e.Coli poisoning. I guess it takes prepping in advance. I have a feeling since this post, he might’ve discovered that too! Don’t lie, it felt good but **** his life if this is how you react.
TXdude4503 2
sounds like your a prude