Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, just after got home, my husband, instead of offering to cook dinner or massage my feet, said, "Does this look a funny colour to you?" and showed me a selfie of his asshole. And yes, it did, so of course I had to book a doctor's appointment for him because he can’t even do that by himself. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, my husband called me into the bathroom to wipe his ass, as he's become too fat to do it himself. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I did it or the fact that I miss when he was at least ashamed to ask. FML
Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML
Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps Instead have him go pick you up some pads for the time being until you can insert your own tampons?
MeowntainMix 18
That sucks. If he can stick his dick in there, he should be able to put a tampon in there
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Comments (215)
trojanman74 6
I have no words. This is bad on so many fronts
gatorgirl1023 9
tmi on both ends
Sweetjessierose 8
FYL, OP :( Judging by some of these comments, I would say we have a lot of 13 y.o. boys on this site who have no idea what true love actually entails - it's not all sweetness and romance!!
writerchic85 26
As a woman, I would also find that sickening. Go with pads.
Vanderdale 14
Wow. TMI.
erphy21 14
That's. *******. Gross. Can. You. Not.
MisstressNicole 20
When I was going through partial paralysis due to MS, my boyfriend helped me with changing my pad among other bathroom task. It meant a lot to me that he stuck around. We are now happily married.
tomvertigo 17
How burned are we talking, here? I mean, if you had two little blisters or something I frankly don't blame him. If your entire hand is one giant, boiled welt then **** him.
salman_albalushi 19
I'm the Only one who thinks if OP can write this post then she surely can insert her tampon too.
ShaynaMarie322 15
Have you ever inserted a tampon?
JCep_fml 12
I was thinking the same thing! glad I was not the only one
tonyfan00 38
TMI damn it!