Teeny
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, my creepy co-worker informed me that he was going to stick his "peeny-weeny" in my "teeny-vageeny". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
QuinnyZebrass
Laveen, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepypasta
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Chubby
United States
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
ValerieRolle
🌶️ Spicy
Speak your brains
Today, one of my co-workers, who I secretly hate, announced she and her husband were expecting. She's rather big. Without thinking, I said, "How did he manage to find your vag under those fat rolls?" I got placed on suspension and now have to attend a training on sexual harassment in the workplace. FML
Anonymous
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Some people just suck!
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
M
Clevedon, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML
poorlyparented
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Confused and Disgusted
Sparta, United States
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Top comments
interesting33 37
please please go to hr! that could be considered a threat of assault
SamanthaThe1st 23
Report his ass for workplace harassment
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Late For Breakfast 19
And he didn't pay for your dinner either. What a jerk
julfunky 29
What the hell was he thinking? Whether he’s a slime-ball coworker or Prince Charming, nothing shuts down sex faster than talking like an infant.
Rabite 28
The sad part is that most of the times even stuff like this doesn't lead to any repercussions for him but maybe OP gets send to another branch or department.
withered 30
Report him everywhere you can and talk to other coworkers about him so you can get as many people that were/are harassed by him as possible.
Lobby_Bee 18
Hahahah that is hilarious. Has he gotten any girls with that line at all?
thehaystackerine 20
Make sure you take this seriously. Even if he never actually tries anything, this kind of talk is completely unacceptable. On a side note, a dear friend of mine started receiving texts from a "friend" of ours telling her what he wanted to do to her. She laughed it off, and made light of it even humoring him with return texts. One day we were all together, and he started getting really pushy with her. Thankfully I caught wind of it before it was too late.
julfunky 29
Well returning his texts and humoring him was a pretty stupid move on her part.
RichardPencil 32
I wonder what her reaction would have been if the co-worker happened to be a very attractive man.
Rabite 28
This one :s
simcityguy09 19
Call HR. And maybe the cops.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Was he creepy before, or did you just notice when he said that
ari330 21
please report him so that he can leavey-weavey