Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Busybeth98 16
Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)
grayeyedmarine 14
seems like you got an ear full
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (73)
Busybeth98 16
Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)
moonsalt 20
Perhaps they're collecting the wax to make a candle?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Or maybe aunt and uncle are out of f*cks to give?
FinalDarkWraith 10
I recently ran out of ***** to give, and I can definitely confirm this may be a plausible explanation.
cmb8280 24
#1 Eww. #2 But why?!!
Ashamed_Sister 60
Terrible, simply terrible. But the worst is that maybe they didn't feel so because they allowed you to use the bathroom.
goodoldave 17
Nasty
HaneenDixon 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Think so? Thank you so much for making it clearer for the rest of us Captain Obvious (¬_¬)
grayeyedmarine 14
seems like you got an ear full
Marmarfarfar 25
Recycling is good for the environment
moonsalt 20
-deleted-
fairgirl99 8
Are your relatives tried to save money???
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Are your relatives not speakers of English?
AbstraktThoughts 13
21: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that the ability to speak proper English was a pre-requisite to post a comment. Take your head full of shit out of your ass. Maybe then you'd realize that English doesn't come easy for everyone. Douche.
diaosi 4
#21 is a bitch and a douche
Mifflicious 18
21, do you think everyone are obligated to speak perfect English, or what's your problem? Maybe I should judge you by your ability of speaking MY mothertongue, since you apparently think that a good way to act.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
It was clearly a joke. Lighten up you miserable bunch of cretins. Sheesh!
Jaxx66 21
Wait, wait. I think that the Mods should come down here and force us all to speak French. Since (if I remember right) that's where most -if not all- FML Mods are at/from.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Do your aunt and uncle a solid and just throw them all out and maybe buy them a new pack.
herecomestheFMLs 12
Let's just hope you didn't wet it, with your mouth, before using it.
mn_shr 22
My thoughts exactly
ilovedinosawers 17
My brain...
HannahLouise96 13
*shudder*
SandraGee 7
Some people set the bar of being frugal to a whole new level. I hope they don't reuse toilet paper o.O