Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I finally put away two weeks worth of clean laundry, only to get to the bottom of the pile and find mice droppings. I now have to wash my whole wardrobe, bed linen, and towels with disinfectant (On top of sanitising my furniture and floors). FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
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AmbrosiaFan 19
So have the menstruating individual clean up their own blood. And the others to clean up their own shit. Or kick them out of the house.
Sinshine 28
They're your guests. Tell them to act accordingly or leave.
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AmbrosiaFan 19
So have the menstruating individual clean up their own blood. And the others to clean up their own shit. Or kick them out of the house.
RichardPencil 32
Sorry that normal people have broken into your fortress of OCD cleanliness.
distortedcognition 17
The secret is either living far enough away that no one comes to visit or residing in such an unappealing locale that no one wants to. The fault is yours, really. You should move
distortedcognition 17
And for the sake of curiosity... what exactly made the toe nail nasty?
Sinshine 28
They're your guests. Tell them to act accordingly or leave.
E2dav 5
Tell them not to be so grotty. You are not their slave and they should have respect for your household
Charity Taylor 17
I'd kick them out for being a gross or tell them they can only stay if they clean up their act.
Inkoseh 33
C'est la vie!