Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
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Top comments
Busybeth98 16
Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)
grayeyedmarine 14
seems like you got an ear full
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Comments (73)
klorehore 24
now you know what to buy them for their birthdays/Christmas!
brebabee793 13
I believe you should ask them about it.. jumping to assumptions isn't right.. but hey.. neither is saving q-tips!
gabbi630 16
Cheap bastards. ;)
Zeishah 26
atleast you realized by the second one and not any later...be a good nephew and replace the used box.
ltaper11 20
Luckily you aren't supposed to put Q-tips in your ear anyway
CrissyyyS2 22
Yep. That's pretty gross alright. You should buy them a new box of Qtips. I wonder if they'll love you for it... Or hate you because they like their dirty Qtips o.O
TiffGreen 11
Ewww! Oh my God that's gross!
Mirailecious 23
Disgusting! :/
Epikouros 32
Your uncle's going to be mad, because you contaminated his rectal bacteria samples.
chanellgymnast 17
Be awesome and buy them a new carton of Q-tips!