Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Doortje 30
Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.
shellzy 20
Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.
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Comments (135)
rmbennin 10
Just find a guy that's name is spelled that way! ;D
Riemurasia 0
Damn, if you're that stupid (even while it was in a drunk mood) I wouldn't ever want to get a tattoo from you... You're really messed up.
Living_Loving 6
No offense to the OP but you really did deserve it if you can't even spell 'spelled' correctly. It is 'spelt' not 'spelled'.
Person1233 13
/facepalm No words...
Zombieslayer1 0
#5 and some of the rest of us covered that. They are both words but it just depends on what form of English your used to using.
Zombieslayer1 0
Hey, it could have been a lot worse. You could have woken up to find "I ****** Matt Damon" on your thigh.
shmeetak 0
I do tattoos on myself ... but I'm not that stupid to do tattoos while I've been drinking. and I think you may need a babysitter when you drink. YDI
gmajor 0
Then you shouldn't be a tattoo "artist".
5up3rTAN 0
true dat ;)
sleepydeath 4
you do have the other option of tattoo removal but it's really painful u can smell the skin burning but it's better than living with a mark that was a mistake
juliette320 0
just get it covered up with a better tattoo. and maybe rethink your career choice, that way you won't put stupid shit on your body in permanent ink..
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Doc, rye bother getting all hopped up about it? You oat to save your breath. We quinoa-t expect the barley literate to use a dictionary. They won't change just to appeas us; they'll stay amaizingly dumb lentil they realize the cold, hard flax: Ignorance is a tough row to plow.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That was supposed to be a reply. I feel sorghum right now.
juliette320 0
I'm honestly confused right now. (:
monnanon 14
Shes using different versions of grain to replace words because spelt is a kind of wheat as well as how we say spelled in Britain and possibly some other places.
22Marie22 0
You are an idiot.