Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Doortje 30
Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.
shellzy 20
Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.
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Comments (135)
sweet_candy_ 17
What the **** that's really crazy. Do yourself a favor and stop drinking.
whiteboy7thst 2
Cause that's possible with your ex's name tattooed on your thigh...
DeLpHe3zY 7
YDI for drinking too much :( I respect that you enjoy drinking but dont overdo it!
WompWompWomp123 7
As a tattoo artist, you should know that getting a tattoo while intoxicated is pretty much forbidden. This FML deserves one big fat YDI.
shakethat 10
it's not against the law or anything. calm down. tons of ppl get tatts while drinking get over it. op is still a dumbass for getting his name though
WompWompWomp123 7
I never said it's against the law. It's actually a health hazard. Go learn something.
xgetxbentx 13
he never said it was illegal, he said it was PRETTY MUCH forbidden, and it is. any decent artist would turn away someone under the influence. they do it for a few reasons. 1) alcohol thins your blood, not only is that hazardous to the person being tattooed, but it can mess up the tattoo. 2) drunk people do stupid things 3) to avoid being sued.
alaskasfml 0
69, please stfu already, quit trolling fml's.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
69, is your picture two girls?
jdawg2010 0
#19 I thought you said "this FML deserves a big fat one.
Coccinelle_fml 15
I'm sorry but that's just stupid.
cocobulla1 4
don't b sorry this is a pure idiot for putting her self into that situation!!!
michaelm1290 23
This is what happens when you party with Charlie Sheen.
chicklets97 3
hahahah
s10biker 1
WINNING
alaskasfml 0
have fun explaining that when/if you get it removed or covered up.
alaskasfml 0
as long as op doesn't get drunk and cover it with the boyfriends portrait!
MuffyStJacques 0
Let that be a reminder for the next time you decide to drink.
Lisa89 3
YDI. Stupid actions involve stupid consequences.
osteobabe 13
Kat?
aardvarkish 17
Exactly what I was thinking!