Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Doortje 30
Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.
shellzy 20
Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.
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Comments (135)
laughattack98 0
Or she could get a boyfriend with the name spelled like that if anybody asked. You'd probably have to hide it from the guy though because he'd probably get scared.
BlondeChick1202 0
ur so stupid
xgetxbentx 13
I agree with number 1. I'd expect a tattoo artist to be smarter than that.... honestly this says a lot about how responsible of an artist you are. I relize people do stupid things while intoxicated, but that's just rudiculous..
muld0020 2
spelt or spelled? idiot no wonder their name is wrong
huero818 0
draw something over it?
a_traveler 5
Friends don't let friends drink & ink. Sip it, or dip it.
s10biker 1
you need to put a breathalyzer on your tattoo gun haha
missjenniferthen 0
drunk + tattooing not a good idea.
sexy_lola21 0
you're a tattoo artist .. cover it up ...
fmltiligothigh 0
you can always get the tattoo removed, but ydi.