Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Doortje 30
Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.
shellzy 20
Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.
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Comments (135)
e2m2cent 0
alcohol + tattoos ...well thers not really anything good that can come out of that combination
plexico 4
It would be funny if your ex-boyfriend came back to you, but left again because you seem to be in love with a guy whose name is similar to his, but spelled (or spelt) differently. "No, don't go, Craig -- there's no Greg! . . ."
denvan 0
You got piss drunk interesting. how was it? I want to get chocolate wasted :]
SteelCladAngel 0
get it lasered off or cover it up
Zombieslayer1 0
Lasered tattoo leave an even worse mark then the tatto. Go with trying to incorporate it into a very dramatic picture.
zebrapattern 6
I hope your ex's name is like, Sam or Tom or or something like that. just to make you sound dumber.
shutupYDI 4
and this is what happens when you try too hard to be funny
5up3rTAN 0
you're not a real tattoo artist. you're one of those idiots who bought a machine on eBay and think that you're now cool. you people are ruining the industry !!!
gmajor 0
Amen!!! A real tattooist would NOT do such a thing.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
if you are a tatoo artist, wouldnt you know that drunk tatoos are a no-no. sorry but YDI
cheyenne_audrie_ 0
you can always cover it!
kl_beans 0
you got drunk first