Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
captainfalcon7 0
I'm sorry this is just sad
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Comments (161)
flying13 6
In some places, that's a specialty candy and quite pricey. Chocolate covered ants. I wonder what they taste like...
mismonroe 0
Chocolate covered ants, they're a delicacy. However, I believe this makes you a fatty. Welcome to the club.
Pslcybn5 7
You need help!
clue_me_in 20
I love chocolate....just not that much.
RaquelW 7
Hershey really needs to reconsider their Halloween marketing.
dead_rock 3
wow, if op would do that for a chocolate bar, imagine what theyd do for a klondike bar 0_0
fatalwish 6
Eh i once ate m&ms i dropped on the ground in afghanistan on a deployment... Life sucks so much in those mountains its a shame to waste good chocolate... And there is always the 5 sec rule... So i guess thats about 2x as nasty as wipeing ants off of chocolate... Besides ants wont get you sick but they will bite the he1l out of your tounge
summerbreeze888 10
Fattie.
Torrey_Turner 12
large quantities of chocolate gives you literally the same pleasure as sex so i can understand why but if you see it as a problem then you should seek help
MrsPegg 45
Exterminate the ant's and BOOM! No more 'ants eating your chocolate' problem! .... This makes me wonder though, where WAS this piece of chocolate?
djgomezzi9331 0
Did you just like fart apostrophes onto your post?