Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
captainfalcon7 0
I'm sorry this is just sad
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Comments (161)
mrahhhhh 21
I hope you get sick somehow. Maybe then you'll learn your lesson.
otb113 7
You're a ******* idiot. They are ANTS.
DownWithSebster 9
Why spend the extra effort wiping them off? The ants would have added a whole new flavour haha
marmots 0
You should've eaten the chocolate with the ants, ants are high in protein and has a great texture ~
reddawn85 8
We get it, it's gross. Enough with stating the obvious.
otb113 7
This is ******* stupid. You didn't even eat ants, you at food that has had ants on it... ants get on ******* EVERYTHING. It's not the first time they've been on your food.
otb113 7
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Matty1188 6
This is when you go to the nearest store and get more chocolate.
mischawalker63 3
well, ants ARE high in protein, and I've heard of chocolate-covered ants anyway.
J3R3MYY 14
I can hear Clevland saying right now in my head, "thaaasttss nnnnaaaasssttaayyy!"
Strafeh 9
You could have shared it :( Balls To You Man...
Strafeh 9
You could have shared it :( Balls To You Man...