Today, I heard grunting and then realized it was my tenant with his boyfriend. When I went down to do my laundry, I caught them in the act. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
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Allie614032 34
My roommate had sex in the communal saunas before. Luckily for him, he didn't get caught.
MidnaLink 35
For what? Catching them in a shared public space? Piss off.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
The act of doing laundry? That's hot. Or warm. Or cold.
pawesome21 21
Exactly the landlord (OP) should be fixing those cheap laundry machines if they are grunting and making bad sounds.
Allie614032 34
My roommate had sex in the communal saunas before. Luckily for him, he didn't get caught.
RichardPencil 32
I can't imagine having sex in a sauna. I'm self-conscious about sweating in the first place!
pawesome21 21
If it was with Allie, I’d be down anytime anywhere! 😘😜
RichardPencil 32
Naw, as great as she is, the sauna won't work. I'll compromise and do it with her in the hot tub. PM me ;)
pjsr 33
Why would you go down when you could hear them going down?
Lydmyers 9
How about you mind your own goddamn buisness OP.
MidnaLink 35
For what? Catching them in a shared public space? Piss off.
bltoth 8
Gross
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I wonder what's inside your butthole? Oh, it's your boyfriend..."