Today, I realized that after years of watching Hentai I can only ejaculate while hearing Anime voices. FML
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Today, I finally had sex after 3 long years. It lasted less than a minute, followed by 2 hours of talking about anime.. I'm in my 30s. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex so he could masturbate to his favourite Japanese cartoon porn. I was obviously horny but his compromise was to offer to watch it and masturbate together. I’m an adult damnit, I want sex, not pissing cartoons. FML
Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to come if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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jobekka 20
maybe take a break from the ****?
H_1775845996 7
you might wanna see someone for that..........
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jobekka 20
maybe take a break from the ****?
Lost Reggie 22
ar least it isn't milk and a little bit of the ultra violence.
H_1775845996 7
you might wanna see someone for that..........
poopface82 25
Perhaps if you want an actual sexual relationship, try putting in an ear bud and playing the stuff you like in your ear as a way of transitioning your mind off that sort of thing or begin to associate the voices with the sex you want. Sort of a Pavlovian thing.