Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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FerrariCake 2
He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.
_Naboo_ 0
You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.
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Comments (88)
bubblybrooke 12
lol
realxmuto 4
Ouch for the ticket, I'm a delivery driver too, I'll make sure to look out for that in the future! But YDI for saying that to a police officer :(
ManUpFucker 0
ydi the Po always know
fxdxhk90 0
Think about it, you bring people happiness (pizza), whereas his life is based on bringing people misery, therefore his jobs is worse then yours, so chill out.
blastvortex 4
YDI for breaking the law. YDI for insulting an officer. YDI for mocking a profession which is (usually) thought of as more highly than yours. Lastly, YDI for arguing with an officer because of your own incompetence. Come to think of it, I remember an old saying which makes the observation that "even a fool is considered wise when he keeps his mouth shut." You've proved this true not only once, but twice.
relaxedninja 18
Take a chill pill
Stahn 0
That's the best insult you could come up with? Really?
poostain 0
why dont you try snorkeling his willy wally while frying his shalollywolly
Kervik 0
What?!
Syn_fml 0
"Nick" is a woman?
rebel_yell_tiny 0
It could be short for "Nickole"... My friend's name is that, and she likes being called Nick. Or....this is fake? idk.
bosshaug 0
First! And feed the hamster to the homeless
TheTragicReturn 0
And why do you think you didn't earn* that ticket? *Yes, earn.
PlasmaWafflez 0
ZOMOZMOZMOZMOZMOZMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGOGMOGMOGM FIRST!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!ELEVEN!!! (I know I'm not first, just kinda imitating the stupid assholes who are like that =)
greatnt249 0
This makes you worse than those assholes, #28.