Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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Top comments
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.
TerAki 0
lol narcissism
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Comments (213)
BrittKen1220 0
You actually had an argument about who was prettier? You both deserve whatever comes your way. And getting calls because you're a prostitute does not meant people think you're pretty. And no one should have to tell you that.
fcuk_fml 0
both idiots. deserved it. it doesn't even matter who is prettier, but to actually get into an arguement over it, and with your 'old best friend'. yeah. idiots.
you_suck 0
with how crappy the economy is just look at it as a good job opportunity
duckpsy 2
Haha yesterday there were two girls at school fighting about who was prettier as well. They went around asking people, both were hideous though.
TryToBeKind 0
Good. I hope you pay for each and every one of those calls/texts. Take it as a lesson learned and don't be so damned self-centered next time. PS don't think it's a compliment on how pretty you are. Hookers aren't pretty, theyre drug-addicts and they're easy. You probably look the most desperate. Your friend won and put you in your place, where you belong.
xxdani 0
thats a pretty stupid argument
notyouraverage 0
i kinda think you didnt win
xMooMoox 0
You won? So did she post her own?
paigeypoo 0
thats not even an FML>...........
ci120 0
Umm. Are you both 12 years old?