Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
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Top comments
zee209 0
Who cares? Do you really HAVE to be out doing something on a Friday night? Stop whining and grow up.
HumansSuck 0
It's okay, my cousin's the same way. You'll find someone.
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Comments (112)
SUYAN 0
Umm...and then?what did your dog said? Good luck! Maybe you can talk with it happy!
friscobuff 0
YDI for being an emotional ass.
Victoria_fml 0
I hate FMLs that aren't really ones... Who cares really, this is so easy to solve : go out and do something...
katsoplat 0
youre really a failure
Sp1tfire 0
Instead of going on FML, go outside, and find someone new, just a thought...
timothyD12 0
the story should be more like, I'm sitting at home on a Friday night writing on a website instead of going out...then it would be a perfect FML
xodsliceox 0
wow. um most people who just had a breakup and r trying 2 get over it...especially on a friday night....would go out in party...i'm just saying
piles_of_fail 0
Response: yeah, so? Whats the issue with that?
kd11 0
I need that right now.
cruddy 0
break ups suck, dont they? but dont worrie, im sure that a few friday nights, even when you were in a relationship, you were home alone (everyone has been). its not about talking to your dog, your studying up on a different type of communication. everything will work out fine. maybe make yourself a nice dinner and have a day of you time. hang in there