Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
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Top comments
zee209 0
Who cares? Do you really HAVE to be out doing something on a Friday night? Stop whining and grow up.
HumansSuck 0
It's okay, my cousin's the same way. You'll find someone.
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Comments (112)
gra_k 0
not fml. mlia.
prettystoopid 0
don't feel bad, I don't even have a dog to talk to
OcBeachBabe 0
You know, if you would've never posted this on the internet, NO ONE WOULDVE KNOWN. Now, since you did post this on the interent, yes, FYL because know everyone knows about you talking to your dog. .......................................
lulzx 0
Uh, big deal?
Diabro 0
IM NOT SOCIALIZING EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE BAWWWWWWW
deadboy73 0
start getting some cats, crazy lady status requires u have cats
Nightfallz 0
so instead of going out and having a life you got online and complained about it to everyone. ydi
amieO_o 0
1: being single not the end of the world 2: do u realize alot of ppl r home on friday night? 3: this should be on MLIA cuz then u would realize that talkin to animals is kewl lol XD
juwalo09 0
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cmac86 24
welcome to my world. I hope you're female because it'll be nice to know as a male that I'm not the only one out there.
DameGreyWulf 1
Why do single guys feel better when there are single girls? .... I know how that sounds okay I meant that for some reason when I say I'm single, single guys go "oh that makes me feel better about myself," so I wonder why.
HiFi17 0
cuz they see a really nnice person being single and are thinkin, "well, ALL the good people aren't taken yet. YAY FOR ME! I dont have to settle for garbage!" lmao. atleast thats how i look at it!