Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
pcdj64 2
I think you are full of shit, there is no way she can legally take back a vital organ unless of course you left it in a jar and hadn't used it yet
bbblueman23 0
Well...shit happens right?
GoneClubbin 9
I mean it can't be that hard to rip open her chest and pull... right?
terry87 0
Perhaps you spend too much to E clubbing and killing your brain cells, kidneys are not located in the chest. Keep your nasty comments to yourself
trina_1 0
Ouch..
terry87 0
What the fcuk is wrong with you people, relationships end. You don't know the circumstances. She doesn't have to stay just because he gave her a kidney. You people saying to cut it out are sick
heart_aussie_fml 20
What a bitch... the least she could do was to give it back to you... Haha, c'mon, did you give it to her as some kind of commitment, like an engagement ring ?
tkdprincess216 0
ouch... not cool
Lexiebear27 10
You disgust me! Perhaps if you were not such an prick you girlfriend would not have dumped you.
NamelessNeko 13
Aww, well at least she'll always carry a little piece of you with her =3
corruptblackkat 17
wow either you really did something to piss her off or she is better off without you dang....