Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Top comments
Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
emogirlraves 0
I'm sorry bout that but atleast you know she's a kidney *****
smhlqnick 0
That sucks! You should wait until you run into her one day with a new man and ask how your kidney is.
RihannaRed04 0
Thats ****** up .
shamille 5
A kidney is not a contract. Alternate comment: when she said put a ring on it, she didn't mean the loop of henle!
disturbedkid20 0
That sucks
riceball_4ever 0
If she is really that selfish she clearly doesn't deserve you.
Zafrina15 13
oops i meant 343
Zafrina15 13
What did you expect? For her to give it back? A kidney donation isn't a promise to be with you forever, you know. That's marriage.
OsirisFaction_fml 5
You could seriously work some voodoo on the ****.
rawrisforsami 13
A kidney isn't a promise to be with you forever? It was great that you did that for her, but did you expect her to give it back? This would make a lot more sense if she only stayed with you until she got a kidney, but since that was a year ago, it is irrelevant.
mrdiehler 0
Well how are u gonna get it back isn't it inside her