Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
achainedshirt 2
Sorry John Locke
YeOldeSnake 8
Truth is that she shouldnt be with you if she didnt love you anymore just because she has your kidney , it wouldnt be good for any of you. Still the whole situation is tragic and i feel sorry for you op
Shellster 10
Thats messed up but did you want her to wrap it up and leave it under your pillow?
ComTlancy 12
You've got to be 'kidney'ing me.
mfayem 15
no wonder she left you. you where going to hold that over her for the rest of her life. her: "take out the trash" you: "you do it i gave you a kidney"
stevenmx86 8
Well she shouldn't be stuck with you forever just because you gave her your kidney.. .
Dramori 29
Punch her in your kidney for revenge! ;D
BubblyNinja13 0
What a b#%@h
ashroxyoursox 1
To all the people that say she shouldnt have to stay with him because he gave her his kidney, I'm sure OP meant that he loved her so much that he was willing to give her his kidney to save her life, Not that he wanted it back. How would you feel if you saved someones life & they left you?. That seriously blows, i feel sorry for you op. You'll find someone someday & maybe theyll give you their kidney! if you need it ... Lol
Baileyboo27 0
well isnt she a little b*tch