Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
Shrekie_fml 23
Take the bitch to court. If she doesn't give it back she can pay a certian amount of money.
theperfectchild 13
Couldn't help but laugh at this. I'm a terrible person.
bigred6693 12
Because she can give that back...? Just because you gave her a kidney does not mean she's obligated to stay with you. Would you rather she stay and be unhappy??
MonaLisaIdk 21
Did you expect her to give it back?
StormFlake 8
That's ******* messed up man, the feels are with you
marchbunny 6
She's not your wife and the stuff is legally yours. You can even call the cops on her. But not for the kidney, that is legally her's.
iceskate4ev 7
I'm sorry she broke up with you. But just because you gave her a kidney, does not mean she has to stay with you.
withered 30
Well it sucks. But giving her a kidney does not make her your slave and/or obligate her to stay with you. If she didn't want the relationship anymore she did the right thing by breaking up with you.
Saffron Nightshade 12
So because she got a kidney she should be stuck with him forever?