Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
EnEl_Infierno 15
To bad I don't have the time to comment and thumb down so many stupid ppl who actually think he was asking for his kidney back or tht he was trying to use the situation to keep her in an unhappy relationship he is just clearly upset abt their breakup and tht in his view tht she was ungrateful for taking everything & ending it on a bad note despite him having loved her enough to give her such a vital part of himself.
OnlyTheAverage 1
This reminds me of John Locke in Lost :p
EnEl_Infierno 15
#443 read some the previous comments its beeen said b4.
Jekka19 3
Whada betch
qtown69 0
last Christmas I gave you my (kidney) the very next day(4 years) you took it away.
LoveAlwaysQuynh 6
Feelings change...
FyL_To_The_Max 0
I would love to cum down to Dallas and cum on your beautiful face
tehzilla 12
Relationships end. A kidney is forever, I guess.
Frynoodles 0
Wow thats messed up
butterflyz1961 2
Did you want her to give it back?
Nini101 2
I bet you loved her but did she ever gave you a reason why she broke up with you???
Brialuvsu 7
Well, did you really expect to get it back?