Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
SovietRei 5
lol...stay together for the kidney....
ryan2216 0
well why dont you just ask for it back lol!
Offensive_fml 4
YOU WANT YOUR DAMN 30 DOLLARS BACK? WELL I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK - John Locke, LOST.
DawnMarie11 0
I'm sure that you are heart broken because you obviously love(d) her. Giving someone something to save their life is a very brave thing, but on the other hand you can't expect her to worship you because you did it, and I things weren't right then there really shouldn't be reason for her to stay kidney or no kidney it shouldn't be a 'bargaining chip' to keep her in your life if you Were going to use it in that manor you shouldn't have given it to her in the first Place, this isn't kindergarden anymore.... I'm sure you both will find someone else and im sure you will be happy, sorry you have a broken heart but everything does happen for a reason......
Stevie_Sextastic 3
Do you really expect her to give back something she needs or else she dies?
848901 0
Damn that's cold...
Friaza 29
YDI for not putting a self dustruct device in it.
toniou 5
This is an episode of Drop Dead Diva, second episode in first season!
TheCold 8
No offense, but I hope you have some kind of unknown disease in your kidney... and I don't mean the one you still have!
withered 30
#375 I agree! That bitch! She should die for not wanting to be with someone against her will! How dares she even think she has a word in who is with her in a relationship!?
rileynautumn 0
did you really expect the kidney back? I was just in your situation, I have a small grocery bag of clothes and nothing else from my break up. but at least I have my kids. you can always get free stuff on craigs list to refurnish your place.