Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
whyask 0
well wtf. do yooh want her to give it back?
Neskwik_fml 6
:o
Wh0res 4
she can't exactly give that back...
CarsCanBeBlue 4
You should find her take your kidney back and leave her in a sketchy hotel bathtub full of ice. That's what I would do.
pinkpantha1977 2
Seriously ?! The chances of you being a match as a non relative are something like a million to one so your talking shut about her having one of your kidneys !
Musickal 16
Actually, it's closer to 10,000 to one. Stranger things have happened.
Honeyes 0
What a bitch -_-
jhfireboy 6
I'm sorry mate. If it's not meant to be, then it's not.meant to be...
lizzieislovely 11
To be fair, it's not fair on either of them if she stays with him just because he gave her a kidney... He made his choice to give it to her which is admirable but it doesn't bind them for life. But FYL dude. You can't even get wasted to feel better...
rockstar1400 5
You must be a lousy lover
danny1560 0
so what your saying is you want to kill her for breaking up with you?