toniou

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML