Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
maddie2015 0
Awee.
crystalrain17 14
Donating an organ is wonderful, but it's just that--a donation. You can't seriously think that means she's obligated to stay with you forever.
dat_boy 3
Did she take ur dignity aswell?
bubo_fml 11
Damn! Now she haz 2 organs...Ur kidney & the one I gave her last nite...Nooge!
Lesleex3 0
Wow /:
iloooovemylife 7
That's why don't give personal stuff to gf
pinkrink9 5
Well she's not going to give it back!
Jemibub 4
You deserved it for being selfish. A selfless person would donate their kidney and not expect a single thing. You're selfish because you treated the kidney as contractual obligation for her to stay for the rest of her life. And since you are selfish, I wouldn't put it past you to try and gain sympathy for your situation. I imagine "everything" she took was everything she bought herself. I know I'm just assuming. But, you screwed yourself in how you worded your story.
j_ortiz27 7
thats just wrong
goldfish78 11
Don't you worry, her kidney will rejected soon. It does not last long, I just don't know why did your kidney matches her. Oh wait! Is she your sister?