Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Top comments
wenwenno 4
I've never understood why people make a fake account.
Angel157 8
Well fake people do tend to have more friends nowadays
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Comments (101)
DarkskyFML 5
Your fake persona seems much more like able to me.
xCensored 10
This is why I don't even use Facebook in the first place.
JackFaire 27
Some people make a "fake" account that is really them but only connects to innocuous things as some potential employers google and facebook potential employees.
lord_meloetta 20
Guys I think he meant him in real life vs his life on Facebook. If I'm wrong at all an someone please correct me.
anormalperson 25
What is the point of having a fake account anyway?
VlahVlahVlah 12
YDI for being fake.